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 Tonight few people were out except for wandering homeless, and drunks who had spent too much time in the local bars. Adam had been making his way down the dimly lit street, occasionally glancing over his shoulder as he kept watch for any dangerous hooligans. Not looking where he was going, he walked straight into a pair of woman, only to get shoved right back on his ass. "Hey!" he shouted, looking up to see two drunken women covered in piercings and tattoos, and dressed in studded black leather. "Watch where you're going you dumb motherfucker!" one of them shouted, giving him an empty look as she bent down to snatch up a loose cigarette from the pavement. "Uh... sorry!" Adam replied, trying not to piss them off. "I didn't see you!" "Yeah, well see this?" one said, raising her middle finger and shoving it in his face. "Fuck you, retard!" Adam kept quiet, and the two woman quickly moved on, making their way down the str...

  21 year old Trey, was no one special. Living with a roommate to make ends meet. Trey was a big fan of horror movies and fantasy, usually watching movies or playing video games in his spare time. One day Trey is watching a paranormal thriller about a succubus. As he finishes the movie he places the DVD back into the case. The disk snaps back into place, and a piece of paper falls out. Curious, he picks it up and it reads "TG Questionnaire". He looks it over and is tempted to toss it in the trash, but decides to have a bit of fun with it and fill it out. He grabs a pen and takes a seat on the couch, looking at Question 1. Question 1: If you were a girl... would your handwriting be nice? He thinks about his answer before writing down something a bit silly, chuckling as he does. "Oh, yes. My handwriting would be elegant, perfect for penning infernal scrolls and foul tomes." As he finishes writing down his answer, his hand becomes much more elegant and dainty. His fi...